Fwwixli and Wirxli

Fwwixli and Wirxli
Shopping together on their 1st day of custody.
Showing posts with label invoice writer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label invoice writer. Show all posts

Sunday, March 25, 2007

I think my daughter ran away from me - Fwwix Aid begins...

Worried Wirxli impulsively guzzles his refillable rum-and-coke class and looks around for Fwwixli while the poodlesque avatar, Invoice Writer from Art Metropole donates L$500 to Wirxli's new "Fwwix Aid" fundraising scheme to formally hire an in-world Private Investigation agency to find her. iixlii (the little guy with green skin and a suit), Wirxli's drug dealer for charity, sells drugs in exchange for tips torwards this most desperate of causes!

Hey performance art and adoption fans,

Since being published in The Avastar together, I have not heard at all from my daughter, Fwwixli...I find it strange since I just paid her L$250 (50%) of my earnings from our Avastar publication. Maybe she fears the publicity generated by her newfound fame? I hope not! I am sure this process seems to work just nicely for the new adopted kids of Angelina and Madonna.

Anyways, if you see my daughter anywhere, please send me an IM in-world.

I have not yet spoken with Auntie Chi5 Shenzhou in detail about it but I do not think anyone has seen her for a little while. I would love to see her again soon to retain my custody so that Fwwixli and I can collaborate together for some future art exhibitions :-)

In the meantime, I have decided to launch "Fwwix Aid". I have a drug-dealer bot named iixxli who will offer you an expanding selection of drugs and if you tip him, the proceeds will go directly to my Private Investigation costs...

I am already in negotiations with my preferred agency but I cannot mention their company name as it might compromise their investigation.

All I can say at this time is that I plan to hire them this week. The Art Metropole donation was almost enough for me to hire the agency for one day and act as a money deposit but they require at least two (consecutive?) days....Please find me and iixlii in-world and get high for charity! Please! I do not want Fwwixli to end up in the wrong hands! Poor little Fwwixli! Sniff! I need at least another L$500 donation to hire this agency and I want to hire them fast! Who know what could happen to my poor little Fwwixli!