Fwwixli and Wirxli

Fwwixli and Wirxli
Shopping together on their 1st day of custody.
Showing posts with label private investigator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label private investigator. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

FWWIXLI RETURNS!



Hey there performance art and adoption fans!

Great news! My foster daughter has returned to me after about 10 days of running away from me. She really put me through the emotional wringer this time. I even had to hire a couple of Private Investigators from Stiletto Inc but most of Fwwixli's trail went dry.

When we finally reunited on Fau Ferdinand's Neo Goa island, Fwwixli made up some excuse that she was hallucinating on Festival Island somewhere and kept on turning into a default avatar known as a "Ruth". I am not sure whether or not I believe her version of the "ruth" but for now I am just glad that she is back with me. Now we can work towards our collaborative exhibition together...

I have learned one thing from all this though and that is the next time I take her to a large scale publicity event, I am going to hire bodyguards for sure!

My guess is the next major event where I will need to hire bodyguards to protect Fwwixli will be at Gazira Babeli's retrospective opening on Odyssey Island... Here is a pic of me posing beside the banner for that show...



On another note, I would like to thank all the sponsors of Fwwix Aid who bought drugs from my personal dealer-bot, iixlii:

Art Metropole L$500
Auntie Chi5 Shenzhou L$51
Sugar Seville - Odyssey Island L$20
Maximillian Nakamura L$60


I also wish to thank Delta Klata who took the time to offer to volunteer her services for free to help me find my daughter. Maybe I will see if Fwwixli wants to be Delta's friend. She could sure use some better role models as her peers :-)

Here is another pic...

Sunday, March 25, 2007

I think my daughter ran away from me - Fwwix Aid begins...

Worried Wirxli impulsively guzzles his refillable rum-and-coke class and looks around for Fwwixli while the poodlesque avatar, Invoice Writer from Art Metropole donates L$500 to Wirxli's new "Fwwix Aid" fundraising scheme to formally hire an in-world Private Investigation agency to find her. iixlii (the little guy with green skin and a suit), Wirxli's drug dealer for charity, sells drugs in exchange for tips torwards this most desperate of causes!

Hey performance art and adoption fans,

Since being published in The Avastar together, I have not heard at all from my daughter, Fwwixli...I find it strange since I just paid her L$250 (50%) of my earnings from our Avastar publication. Maybe she fears the publicity generated by her newfound fame? I hope not! I am sure this process seems to work just nicely for the new adopted kids of Angelina and Madonna.

Anyways, if you see my daughter anywhere, please send me an IM in-world.

I have not yet spoken with Auntie Chi5 Shenzhou in detail about it but I do not think anyone has seen her for a little while. I would love to see her again soon to retain my custody so that Fwwixli and I can collaborate together for some future art exhibitions :-)

In the meantime, I have decided to launch "Fwwix Aid". I have a drug-dealer bot named iixxli who will offer you an expanding selection of drugs and if you tip him, the proceeds will go directly to my Private Investigation costs...

I am already in negotiations with my preferred agency but I cannot mention their company name as it might compromise their investigation.

All I can say at this time is that I plan to hire them this week. The Art Metropole donation was almost enough for me to hire the agency for one day and act as a money deposit but they require at least two (consecutive?) days....Please find me and iixlii in-world and get high for charity! Please! I do not want Fwwixli to end up in the wrong hands! Poor little Fwwixli! Sniff! I need at least another L$500 donation to hire this agency and I want to hire them fast! Who know what could happen to my poor little Fwwixli!